1. All your base are belong to us
2. Anonymous is fail
3. You CAN argue with a troll, but you WILL fail
4. Anonymous is FAIL
5. All other rules are worthless and incorrect unless stated otherwise
6. Admins are always right
7. Caps Lock is cruise control for gay
8. Magik is real
9000. Charles is all ftw
10. Ham is all ftw
11. Spelling is cruise control for cool
12. Intelligence is a virtue
13. There is a little known function known as SEARCH. It can magically find already answered question you stupid nubz.
14. Lolspeak can and will be used against you in the court of chatbox
15. There are no wiminz on teh interwebs
16. Tom is all powerful
17. You cannot beat an ogre
18. Ogre >?< Troll
19. Sing-a-longs are not cool
20. Charles is watching you...
21. The classics will never die
22. Smiles everyone, smiles!
23. That's not a smile
24. Idiocy is not a valid excuse
25. If you have a complaint, please escort yourself to our Customer Service manager, who will care in approximately 80 billion years
26. The interwebs are serious business
26. The only way to win against a troll is to become one
27. Anonymous is fail
28. Lazors are charged and ready to be fired
29. Just because you can spell " =D " does not make you cool
30. Spam is excellent
31. Please don't throw spam at your computer screen. It hogs up our bandwidth
32. The breaking of every law will result in the release of Zṳṳl
33. Charles is a guardian
34. It IS possible to use the search function
35. Contrary to popular belief, a pony is NOT a good gift to give a deceased human
36. Ceiling Cat is also watching you
37. Beware Basement Cat
38. Hot dogs are literal
39. It's all fun and games until somebody dies from rofl
40. Fish are an excellent source of potassium
41. Do not beg for gold, for you shall only receive dead rats
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43. Do not question the authority of Tom
44. Spamming is not only good for your health, it gives you a variety of incurable diseases. Hurray!

More shall be written as I decipher them.